Just ahead of the New Year, Short’s Brewing and Billy Strings have released a variety pack of their signature non-alcoholic sparkling hop water, Thirst Mutilator.
Since June 2022, the zero-alcohol beverage collaboration features all-natural flavors, a hint of hops, and super-effervescent bubbles for a refreshing, thirst quenching libation suitable for all ages. And with zero calories, carbs, or gluten, it’s a great alternative beverage for dry January and the California Sober set and a great mixer if you’re not planning to cut alcohol.
“Since we started making Thirst Mutilator we have been waiting to release a variety pack! Cherry is such an iconic Michigan flavor, it really rounds out the line up.” Stated Kerry Lynch, Sales Director for the brewery. “If all goes according to plan, you can expect six packs of Cherry Vanilla this summer. But for now, you can only find it in the variety pack.”
There are three flavors of Thirst Mutilator available in six packs—Lemon Lime, Grape, and Orange, released most recently in October 2025. The variety pack will be available for a limited time, so be sure to get it while you can.
You can find Thirst Mutilator at select retailers, Short’s Brewing locations in Elk Rapids and Bellaire, Michigan, Indiana, and through Short’s online store. The variety pack is only available in Michigan, but don’t worry—Short’s is happy to ship it your way.
For more information about Short’s Brewing Company and to purchase Thirst Mutilator visit: https://www.shortsbrewing.com
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